30 September, 2006

Tie Domi



Recently NHL player Tie Domi retired His penalty minutes outnumbered his goals by 10:1. He's even more famous now for having an affair with Canadian MP / Billionaire heiress Belinda Stronach. Supposedly he also had an affair with Tia Carrere ( Wayne's World ... Schwing! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000119/ )

Here are some cartoons spoofing his retirement and new found fame.

21 September, 2006

18 September, 2006

Sean Penn


Well, the Toronto Film festival wrapped up. The highlight? Sean Penn smoking at a press conference inside a public building (hotel) thus breaking a bylaw. All those filmakers upstaged by a cigarette...

16 September, 2006

Jets




Last Thursday, a Toronto paper published my "film festival" cartoon (see #334, September 9th post). Here are some other cartoons I created around the same time. One deals with friendly fire that strafed Canadian troops in Afghanistan, while the other pokes a little fun at another regional airline in Canada closing up shop.

13 September, 2006

Coffee in Space


Today only the 2nd Canadian in history took a spacewalk outside the space shuttle to help attach the new truss to the international space station. The only thing more Canadian than hockey is probably Tim Horton's coffee (they pretty much have a coffee place on every street corner in Canada).

11 September, 2006

09 September, 2006

07 September, 2006

That cartoon about the lottery


At work I run a lottery pool, and this last Friday we came annoyingly close to winning it all ($5 Million), but in the end had to settle for $10.


Our Ticket............ 14 24 26 30 36 42 45
winning numbers 14 24 28 29 32
42 45
Off by.................................. 2..1.. 4


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06 September, 2006

Free Beer!



Ok, it was just root beer, but someone left a case of Diet A&W rootbeer in one of the shopping carts which I discovered when I returned my cart to the "Cart Control Area". If it's yours, it's too late! * Burp!*

Ironically, just before I paid for my groceries I bought this exact same brand of pop. (cue twilight zone music).

04 September, 2006

03 September, 2006

[CARTOON] Toronto Garbage


"This one will probably only "hit the spot" to those that live in Toronto or Michigan. Currently there are 8-10 truck trailers of trashing going back and forth between Toronto and Michigan. What a waste of gas!"





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Hi,

Welcome to my blog featuring my cartoon strip "Past Expiry". I'll be posting cartoons roughly once a week, plus anything else new with my life which is sooooooooooooooo EXCITING! Ok, well, I guess I'll be posting mostly cartoons.

Regards,
Johnny Ancich

Oh yeah, my website... http://www.pastexpiry.com